A letter to my Kiwi mother

Dearest Momma Hale,

I put together a little guide of what to eat while you are in Sicily next week, rest assured you will be fed at all times of the day and will eat a little more than usual. If you climb the volcano you will burn some of these calories, but do bring some elastic-y trousers as you may expand a little. Here is your daily menu.

Breakfast-A piece of watermelon, fresh fruit, espresso from the little old man near the cannoli lady near your hotel, water and some Melba toast and Nutella

Morning snack -An icy granita to cool you down before lunch or a gelato - my personal favourite flavours are lemon or coffee granita - lemons come straight from the abundance of tress on the island so you know that it is fresh.

Lunch – A rice ball or a piece of pizza (daily rice balls are a must). Pizza can be plain or potato.

Afternoon snack – a Sicilan cannoli – usually on your way home from the beach –sold in two sizes -small and large, located next to espresso man shop. I usually like to get two small ones as you don't feel as piggy as when you have one large one. They are made with fresh ricotta, sugar, pistachios and encased in a freshly made shell. Divine!

Relaxation time before dinner – more watermelon and fresh fruit, some biscuits that you can buy at the supermarket and perhaps a glass of Campari and soda, you can enjoy this on the rooftop terrace while reading trashy magazines or while playing some Scrabble or a game of 'Scopa' with Sicilian cards (the espresso man may be able to teach you if you can understand him)

Dinner – Pesce spada (sword fish), Beccafico – rolled and stuffed sardines, fresh tomato salads, caponata, limoncello and whatever else tickles your fancy from the menu. The first two are super fresh and specialities of the islands so I would recommend having these more than once.

Apres dinner – grappa, Averna(digestif, bitter liqueur), or gelato al limone as this is refreshing and not heavy before you go to bed, or be adventurous and have whichever flavour you like (I just get stuck in my lemon fascination when I am in Sicily).

Midnight snack - not an option as you should be sleeping and trying to let your body digest all the food as you have to do it all over again the next day! Unless you are Spanish dancing at the outdoor gay bar at the port, then you can have one last indulgence.

I am still burning off my Sicily fat but it was well worth it. I hope you have a great time and look forward to seeing you in LondonTown!

xoxo

Percy Pig and friends

Now you have Percy (right) with his friend Cola Cow (Coke flavoured) and its Ba Ba white sheep friend (which I think is grape flavoured). The farm is expanding! This confectionery is only found at Marks and Spencer.

Put your Creative Caps on!

I love cereal and it's National Breakfast Week so I thought I would share this competition with y'all. There is a prize for the most creative cereal idea!

What you need to do: Suggest a new cereal flavour - include ingredients and its new name and why you think this would make a great cereal. Radio jingle and box designs get you extra points. Simple, non? The hardest part is for me to get the prize shipped to you!

The prize: A cereal hamper - see pic, the packaging has even been resurrected from the Archives in America. They are the only boxes with the original packaging that exist outside of the Kellogg's museum in Excited States of America and will even contain yummy cereal for you to gobble!

Get creative! Otherwise the nice people at Kellogg's give me the prize and I have no space for any more cereal in my kitchen, it is overflowing at the moment with cupcakes still.

Good luck peeps and remember to email me your ideas using the email address in the Contact Me section.

An example of how 'presentation is everything'From The Oak Pizzeria

Happy Long WeekendScrambled eggs on a patio with a favourite friend, a large discount at a shop that was only negotiated with a smile, a random sighting of the Queen's horses, a lovely garden centre with great customer service (Clifton Nurseries - I had someone accompany me home with my heavy bag of compost), inspecting my first few red tomatoes (this means that they will actually be edible before frost!), a gorgeous delivery of flowers from lovely PR peeps - it's been a great day so far!

The evening will be spent along the canal and it is a long weekend, what more could one ask for. Am sure there will be some good food and wine this weekend too; wishing you all a great lonnnng weekend!

Let's hope Mother Nature shines some sun on us. xx

Burgers Kiwi style…Pics from the Inside Runner and his blurb:

"Loaded to the rafters just the way I like it! Hard to eat but who really cares! Chicken, avocado, bacon, fried egg, lettuce, beetroot, tomato, chutney, relish etc etc"
I will never understand the crazy Kiwis and their obsession with a fried egg on their burgers but will have to give it a try someday. I think that burger is a tad too big and condiment-filled for me (beetroot and avocado?), but oddly it peaks my interest!

Thanks KH for sending the snap!

Festival food
Great food, great music and a sunny weekend - what more could you ask for? Here is a sampling of some of my food finds at the Big Chill Festival.
A couple of posh sausages.A drink from the trolley dolly and the pilots at Eastnor Airways?
Some honey?
Pies.

A burger (veggie!) at Debbie's Diner


A singing banana?
Chefs to fry you up a meal
A few more dancing bananas in case one wasn't enough

My favourite name for a restaurant. Sometimes I feel like I can hear Rexi saying this over my shoulder.And last but not least, a germaphobe food (and toilet) inspector! Armed with lots of antibacterial hand gel and wet wipes, good for pre-meal cleansing.

Get to the Big Chill festival to sample some of their food next year!

Cupcake heavenAfter many sleepless nights of dreaming about how many cupcakes are enough the final result ended up pretty well; minus a few funny kitchen stories with G & I wiping a layer of icing sugar off our whole body and a last minute dash to buy every box of icing sugar in Tesco; I think the cupcake wedding cake went down well.

More pics to come from the professional photographer, I figured out only after the wedding my camera was on the wrong setting! The only thing in the house to eat this weekend is cupcakes - need to get to the grocery store to get some real food as there is no more 'taste testing' excuses.

This is why you're fat!

A website sent to me by Rexi - it is a bit scary but addictive to see what people eat!

The above is called The Spanky Cristo

A peanut butter, banana, honey and bacon sandwich on potato bread, dipped in egg batter then fried in bacon fat, topped with butter and blueberry syrup. Check out the site for more fatty boom boom foods.

Nero di SeppiaLooks gross (to some) but it is delicious. It is spaghetti with squid ink. It is lovely and has a slightly salty taste that is hard to describe - you must try it for yourself. If you are brave enough, get to the fishmonger and have him sell you fresh squid with the ink sacks still attached and follow the recipe below. This dish was served to me on a sunny terrace in Sicily. Mmmm!

Nero di Seppia Pasta

• 1 1/4 pounds (600 g) extremely fresh squid, uncleaned
• 3/4 pound (320 g) spaghetti
• 1/3 cup (80 ml) dry white wine
• 1 tablespoon tomato paste diluted in a little water, or 3 tablespoons tomato sauce
• A small bunch parsley, minced
• 2 cloves garlic
• 1/4 cup olive oil
• Salt
• Peppercorns

Preparation:

Begin by cleaning the squid: carefully separate the heads with their tentacles, then remove the guts, setting aside the ink sacks (be careful not to break them). Wash the squid well under cold water, dice the bodies, and chop the tentacles.

Open the ink sacks and collect the ink in a small bowl.

Heat the oil in a pot and wilt the garlic without letting it brown. Add the squid, the minced parsley, and a generous dusting of freshly ground pepper. Cover and simmer over low heat for about 45 minutes, checking every now and then to make sure it's not sticking (if it does add a little hot water). Once it has simmered, mix the tomato sauce or paste with the white wine and add it to the pot. Simmer for 20 minutes more, uncovered, then dilute the sauce with a little hot water and simmer for a half hour more, covered. At this point the sauce should be neither soupy nor too dry.

Half an hour before mealtime bring 3 quarts of water to a boil, salt them, and add the pasta. At the same time stir the squid ink into the sauce, adding the amount that suits your taste. Drain the pasta, season it with the sauce, and serve. The wine? The remainder of the white you used in cooking it.

Babushka Miracles
My Babushka from Russia won't open, maybe I was conned into buying a faulty one? So it is in the fridge as maybe the wood will contract to allow my teeny muscles to twist it open. Or we will ask Chad to open Babushka. As you can see the fridge needs filling but it is T-4 sleeps before the wedding cake experiment so will need to fill it with milk and eggs before then and make sure the swine germs are out so I don't make the whole wedding party ill! Am praying to the saint of baking -St. Honore (that's what Wikipedia said) to make it all go ok.

But miracles can happen, or a little creative scraping can turn this almost disaster (a little butter burning the tops of these pressies) into the lovely gifts that were given out below. The receiver didn't even notice, let's hope she never reads this blog post.

Tea and ToastSometimes all you want is a little tea and toast. Since there was no milk it had to be OJ. Which is ok as vitamins are needed. It has been 3 days of sore throat and fever, luckily not the swine that is infesting everyone around me. My toast even arrived with a little heart shaped muffin, sweet.

And like the Burger says, 'a cuppa tea solves everything' and the Buns also then pipes in, 'England wouldn't have won the war without tea.' Tea and sympathy and some drugs is what cures the sick. Thanks to the drug provider and tea maker / nurse extraordinnare Dee. She should get a medal for coming so close to the sick, maybe I should start calling her Florence.

Granita breaksOur daily routine in Sicily included a cup of icy granita. I was a fan of the lemon one as the coffee one was a bit too strong; I think there is about 3 shots of espresso in one!

Granita is pretty simple to make although you need to be by your freezer to stir the mixture every twenty minutes to ensure that the mixture does not freeze into a solid block. A good task for young kids!

For coffee or lemon granita
250g/9oz freshly squeezed lemon juice or espresso coffee
120g/4oz sugar
100g/3½oz water

For the granita, place the lemon or espresso, sugar and water into a pan over a medium heat and stir to combine and dissolve the sugar.

Remove from the heat and pass through a sieve into a large deep-sided tray.
Place the tray into the freezer. At 20 minute intervals, stir the mixture with a fork until the granita is set.

Eat on a warm and sunny day! I think these are numbered in the UK :(

Scratched breadAnother Italian sign that was entertaining: scratched bread = bread crumbs. Translated from the Italian pane grattato.

Bread stopper?

Someone put my loaf of bread in the kitchen as a door stopper! It was a shock at first but then hilarious as since it was freshly baked with no additives it gets hard very quickly.

And for some reason it is as heavy as a brick! I kinda like the homely touch and the rustic-ness it adds to the kitchen. It will also be used as a weapon for any intruders. If you want to have your own loaf-weapon/doorstopper I can bake them upon request!!

Food Delivery -Dubai style
Step 1: Order at the pool bar, don't forget the refreshing fruit smoothies!

Step 2: Back to sun lounger -front row of the beach - as you don't want to see people in front of you, all you want to see is the ocean

Step 3: Have a swim and while drying off, wait for said ordered food to arrive via golf cart, one time the cart got stuck and we had to push it out of the sand, but that's all part of the fun!

Step 4: Eat, relax and enjoy the wonderful sunset!
Uploading some sunny pictures as it is another grey week in Londontown :(
Photos from the Hilton in Dubai.

La Grande Bouffe -highly recommended by the Serpentine's curator Went to the Serpentine today and saw the latest amazing pavilion designed by SANAA and got some inside tips on the Park Nights series of events. This one came highly recommended and is rumored to have a cool Italian catering company sponsoring the evening with food...will have to check it out.

Park Nights:

La Grande Bouffe
Friday 21 August

8pm

Directed by Marco Ferreri
(1973, 130 mins, colour DVD)

Four world-weary middle-aged men decide to gorge themselves to death in one final, orgiastic weekend of sex and gourmet food. Described by The New York Times as ‘vulgar vaudeville on an epic scale... a mordant, chilling, hilarious, dirty movie’, Ferreri’s blackly-comic satire of modern consumer society provided actor Marcello Mastroianni with a perfect opportunity to send up his ‘Latin Lover’ persona.

Park Nights 2009
Park Nights is an annual series of events staged every Friday night in the Serpentine Gallery Pavilion. This year’s programme includes music, theatre, performances, talks and film screenings. The website gives details of the events that run over the summer until September. The season culminates in October with Poetry Marathon, the latest in the Gallery’s acclaimed series of Marathons, conceived by Hans Ulrich Obrist, Serpentine Gallery Co-Director.

All events are held in the Serpentine Gallery Pavilion 2009
Designed by Kazuyo Sejima and Ryue Nishizawa of SANAA

All Park Nights tickets £5/£4
Available from the Gallery Lobby Desk or Ticketweb: 08700 600 100
www.ticketweb.co.uk

Am very proud!

My friend Rahul's drink -Prometheus is getting lots of attention! Check out their posting on NotCot.org one of my new favourite sites. It is a great spread and even links to a video. I will need to get to NYC soon to taste some! I love their product shots, very creative but I would expect nothing less from Mr. P who is an art director extraordinaire!

Congrats!

visit their site

Fiery nights & MalvasiaThat is my attempt at using my fancy SLR to take a snap of Stromboli volcano erupting. I still haven't mastered how to use it in the dark but you get the picture of what a volcano erupting would look like right? You've seen it in text books and it is the exact same, except my photo looks like it is a flaming horse shoe and a campfire in some national park but those are really two eruptions. They happen all day long! During the day Stromboli puffs out smoke from its crater and in the evening you can actually see the lava spurting out -truly amazing!

If you choose to climb up for 3 hours (and down in 2) in the scorching heat you get to see it up close and you see many more eruptions as only a quarter of the eruptions make it out of the top. Considering the 35+degree heat we chose to do the lazy man's visit which was via a boat, swimming along the way and then sitting on the roof of the boat gazing out and cheering at each eruption and sipping the local Malavisa wine. It was exciting and we could've stayed there all night but our captain probably wanted to go home and most likely has heard the tourist yelps and clapping every night so might not wanted to have lingered for another few hours like we did. Now to the wine…. the Malvasia was offered to us at many local restaurants in Lipari and at our favourite Italian Nonno coffee bar - it is sweet and lovely but only a small bit is needed.

The wine is firmly placed in the hearts and minds of the residents of the Aeolian islands and for tourists it is a local specialty that is shared with pride. The delicately sweet wine is made in Lipari and comes in varying sweetness but it is made by leaving ripe grapes on bamboo mats in the sun for nearly 2 weeks and allowing the sugars to concentrate before pressing them and leaving them to slowly ferment in casks. Result - a sweet, refreshing wine with a golden or amber color. Perfect for being awestruck by a volcano that has been around for thousands of years! Stromboli is a must visit location!


One type of wine Malvasia di Vigona - you can read more on their site here

Russian treats

Back from Russia and my favourite food that I ate in Russia was Canadian lobster! Strange but true, the Ruskis like to import a lot of food from elsewhere. More to follow... just de-constructing my Babushka doll into its 30 smaller dolls! Also known as the Matryoshka or nestling doll.